The Armed Republic of Ontarian Defender is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its burgeoning eagle population. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 18.699 billion Ontarian Defenderians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 20.1%.

The Ontarian Defenderian economy, worth 770 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 41,211 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate. Ontarian Defender's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Ontarian Defender is ranked 18,750^th in the world and 1^st in Bloopsjooj for Largest Populations, with 18.7 billion capita.